Monday, May 19, 2008
Turn your lights down low-Bob MarleyIm updating just for the sake of updating and so Cheri doesn't think Ive died from farting rainbows and sunshine all day. And though Leens nail filer's gone blunt, mom just passed me a gold sprinkled scented one. Yeah, Im just rubbing it in your face hun.Body clocks been totally haywired just from a weekend that went totally off tracked. Its amazing how much of a cow I look like now. Havent had a cigarette in 3 months and stopped hitting the gym all for the sake of studying. I dont know what to do with myself anymore. I cant sit, I cant walk, I cant lay down. All because I can feel the fats congregating in my thighs and in my non existant arse which is now the size of Sri Lanka.No this is not my usual super-exaggerating Jihan talk. (I kill you!)Oh I swear I could go on all day on this but just sitting down and having this typed out is killing me. I swear I can feel every clump of fat in my body. Am so tempted to just slice them off with a butter knife. Finals start in two days, and will be done in June. Which means its isolation time, so;Cheri miss you loads and hopefully you're done with the microwave lunches in replace with some socialising and not bryan-nising (?) Haha, I crack myself up sometimes!and,Leen, I trust you with the efforts on the mouth guard and chasity belt. Just try to keep your tongue in your throat and not anyone elses, and you'll do fine.Love you guys mucho mas, and I can be reached through text, in Jihan time. So remember, my mornings is your afternoons and my night is your am's. Please refrain from calling me at those times or I will kill you.